Velcro Mode: Activated Crewneck
Yes, you're emotionally attached to a 22-pound potato. No, it's not concerning.
Three-line type stack printed cream on sage green. The sweatshirt for the Frenchie mom who reads Substack on the couch with a loaf-shaped dog welded to her hip.
- EMOTIONALLY / attached to a / 22LB POTATO
- Sage green crewneck, cream ink
- Mid-weight fleece
