My Therapist Has Four Legs Tee
The cheapest therapist you'll ever have weighs 22 lbs and snores.
Maximalist editorial stack — 'MY THERAPIST HAS FOUR LEGS AND A smushed face' — ink black with the punchline in hand-script rust.
- Maximalist editorial typography
- Black + rust ink stack
- The '$200/hr or him for free' energy in shirt form
- Heavyweight combed cotton, boxy fit
For the working Frenchie mom who's been in therapy long enough to make jokes about it.
